1 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:44,270 I can be so good for you. 2 00:00:46,010 --> 00:00:48,230 Love you like you want me to. 3 00:01:14,460 --> 00:01:15,460 Here we are then. 4 00:01:15,820 --> 00:01:16,820 Tom, area. 5 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:19,840 Shall we pop out the back, see how he's getting on? 6 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,360 Would he like a coffee? 7 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,360 No, no, no. Don't interrupt him while he's working. 8 00:01:33,780 --> 00:01:35,460 I've always had trouble in the back. 9 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:37,540 Me too. 10 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:41,520 Sleepless nights, mummy, I can tell you. 11 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:43,300 Interesting, though. 12 00:01:43,630 --> 00:01:49,070 The human spine is not strong enough to support an animal that walks upright all 13 00:01:49,070 --> 00:01:49,969 the time. 14 00:01:49,970 --> 00:01:50,970 Upright all the time? 15 00:01:51,470 --> 00:01:53,130 I only wish I could, I'm telling you that. 16 00:01:53,430 --> 00:01:54,348 No, it's a fact. 17 00:01:54,350 --> 00:01:56,170 I read it in the Observer. 18 00:01:57,090 --> 00:01:59,230 Yeah, come on, Terry, we'll be here all day. 19 00:01:59,670 --> 00:02:01,770 Leave it out, Arthur, there's hundreds of the bleeding things. 20 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:03,690 194. 21 00:02:04,030 --> 00:02:05,970 Hang about, Mario, you said 200. 22 00:02:06,790 --> 00:02:07,830 What is 16? 23 00:02:09,050 --> 00:02:11,070 Anyway, I gave you the rest for practically nothing. 24 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:13,400 Green peaches, pickled walnuts. 25 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:16,120 These are quality goods, not rubbish, you know. 26 00:02:16,340 --> 00:02:17,860 So there ain't any labels on them, no? 27 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,440 We'll have to pass these. It's really living dangerously. 28 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:22,540 Ah, people can't resist a gamble. 29 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:25,120 That's the psychology of salesmanship, Terry. 30 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:26,800 Well, good luck. 31 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:30,480 I've got to get back to work. You finished? Yeah, Tom. Tom, are you? 32 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:31,720 Yeah, I am. 33 00:02:32,580 --> 00:02:35,140 Oh, uh, take it easy, Terry. 34 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:36,500 Yeah, I will. 35 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:44,980 I never knew you had that trouble. 36 00:02:45,460 --> 00:02:47,280 Well, I don't talk about it, do I? 37 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,340 Suffering dignified silence. 38 00:02:50,780 --> 00:02:51,780 Must be a worry, though. 39 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,260 Yeah, your age. 40 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:57,140 Age has got nothing to do with it. Come on, get them tins on, Terry. I want to 41 00:02:57,140 --> 00:02:58,160 be shot at by this afternoon. 42 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,840 I had a pity he only wanted to cling peaches. 43 00:03:10,030 --> 00:03:13,430 And everybody else only wants a bleeding walnut. All right, all right. 44 00:03:13,790 --> 00:03:16,990 I don't know what's the matter with people today. No imagination, no 45 00:03:18,310 --> 00:03:20,390 I suppose I might confide in my elders for the day. 46 00:03:22,590 --> 00:03:23,590 Where's who now? 47 00:03:23,850 --> 00:03:24,850 You hungry? 48 00:03:25,190 --> 00:03:26,290 No, I'm starving, it sounds. 49 00:03:26,890 --> 00:03:27,890 All right, come on. 50 00:03:28,150 --> 00:03:29,370 I'll buy you a bacon sandwich. 51 00:03:30,470 --> 00:03:31,990 Don't push the boat out of my account. 52 00:03:36,190 --> 00:03:37,190 Hang about a bit. 53 00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:38,650 Somebody getting a spanking. 54 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:41,950 They'll do him a permanent. 55 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:44,690 Hey! 56 00:03:45,130 --> 00:03:46,310 Take it easy, my son. 57 00:03:53,850 --> 00:03:56,850 You all right, mate? 58 00:03:57,090 --> 00:03:57,829 Yeah, OK. 59 00:03:57,830 --> 00:03:58,830 He's all right. 60 00:03:58,950 --> 00:03:59,950 I think. 61 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:02,050 What's the damage? OK. He's OK. 62 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,250 Looks like I've cut some bruises. 63 00:04:04,530 --> 00:04:05,550 Let me get a cut. 64 00:04:06,230 --> 00:04:07,390 All right. Go on. 65 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,200 You want to go to the hospital? 66 00:04:09,420 --> 00:04:10,279 No. Doctor? 67 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:11,280 It's not bad. 68 00:04:11,620 --> 00:04:12,620 It's not bad. 69 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:16,019 Do you want to lift anywhere? Yes, yes, please. You take me Tavros. 70 00:04:16,420 --> 00:04:17,420 Where's that? 71 00:04:17,660 --> 00:04:19,300 It's a restaurant in Greenslands. 72 00:04:19,980 --> 00:04:21,019 All right, come on. 73 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:27,060 My name is Keralambos. Oh, yeah? In English, it's Charlie. 74 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:34,000 This town is hard for me. I see Greek Cypriots playing cards with Turkish 75 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:37,680 Cypriots. Oh, well, yeah, it's really very cosmopolitan, Farmer's Green. 76 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:50,620 Oh, chap, come on, hold on. They kicked my knee. 77 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:51,840 Yeah, I know the feeling. 78 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Nice place. 79 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:57,440 Here's my cushion. 80 00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:07,180 A table for three? Not just now. 81 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:10,080 I don't want that table, you idiot. 82 00:05:10,460 --> 00:05:11,960 Charlie, what the hell is the matter with you? 83 00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:13,180 Slight accident. 84 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:16,020 Well, you could have brought him in the back way. What will the customs think? 85 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:18,960 Through here. 86 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:26,160 Very charming. 87 00:05:26,580 --> 00:05:27,580 Must remember it. 88 00:05:28,660 --> 00:05:29,660 Yes, you must. 89 00:05:36,270 --> 00:05:37,270 Hey, Terry, get in. 90 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:40,170 All right, all right. Here you go, son. Here you are. 91 00:05:41,470 --> 00:05:42,530 Sit down. It's okay. 92 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:43,910 Are you all right? 93 00:05:45,190 --> 00:05:46,870 What happened this time, Charlie? 94 00:05:47,170 --> 00:05:51,910 My name's Daly, Miss... Mrs. Costos. Mrs. Costos. Well, me and my partner, 95 00:05:51,970 --> 00:05:55,010 Terry, come upon this gentleman being set upon by three young hooligans. 96 00:05:55,470 --> 00:05:58,590 Given him a right good idea, they were. And we stepped in and helped him out. 97 00:05:59,530 --> 00:06:01,030 Are you hurt? It's not bad. 98 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:02,750 Sorry, Christina. 99 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:08,200 My cousin has been in the country three days. He seems incapable of keeping out 100 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:08,959 of trouble. 101 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:13,020 Please, Christine, I am making no trouble. I am drinking coffee. 102 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:19,080 In Turk, Arshaviv, I have seen the new monument in Nicosia to the brave Turkish 103 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:22,260 soldiers who invade Cyprus, what am I to say? 104 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:29,280 I tell him his brave Turkish soldiers who shoot my brother when he has no gun. 105 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:30,279 tell them that. 106 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:32,100 What did you expect, you fool? 107 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:33,420 It's not my fault. 108 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,600 I must get back to the restaurant. Thank you for your help, Mr. Haley. 109 00:06:36,820 --> 00:06:37,579 No, Daly. 110 00:06:37,580 --> 00:06:40,120 Arthur Daly. You might have a word, Mrs. Kostos? 111 00:06:40,940 --> 00:06:42,180 Well, if it won't take too long. 112 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,260 Terry, don't start up the van, will you? 113 00:06:44,980 --> 00:06:45,980 Yeah, all right. 114 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:47,740 That'll make you look after yourself. 115 00:06:51,340 --> 00:06:52,340 Bye -bye. 116 00:06:55,020 --> 00:06:58,780 I suppose you want some compensation for your trouble. Oh, Mrs. Kostos, do I 117 00:06:58,780 --> 00:07:00,020 look like that sort of person? 118 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:03,880 Now, I was wondering, do you get much call for pickled walnuts? 119 00:07:04,740 --> 00:07:05,740 Pickled walnuts? 120 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,720 Yeah, you know, bung them in a moussaka or something. 121 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,240 You can bung anything in a moussaka. 122 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:10,480 Oh, no offence intended. 123 00:07:10,540 --> 00:07:14,200 I don't get any call for pickled walnuts, Mr Daly. Thank you very much. 124 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,200 just a call anyway. 125 00:07:15,340 --> 00:07:16,340 So long, Charlie. 126 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:18,160 Bye -bye, Mrs Costos. 127 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:23,760 From now on, Charlie, you keep your mouth shut. 128 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:27,760 I will not allow your obsession with what happened in Cyprus to jeopardise my 129 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:28,760 restaurant. 130 00:07:31,340 --> 00:07:32,340 Handsome woman. 131 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:34,540 Capable too, I should think, running a restaurant like that. 132 00:07:35,140 --> 00:07:36,940 Wonder where the old man was. I didn't see him, did you? 133 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,460 Bad for your chance he's dead, do you? Well, he'd be dead handy, wouldn't he? 134 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,240 Pop him for a little bit of tender loving care. 135 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:43,940 Nice fillet steak on the house. 136 00:07:44,740 --> 00:07:46,580 Arthur, she couldn't wait to see the back of it. 137 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:48,360 Oh, yeah. 138 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,860 You understand the machinations of a passionate continental, do you, Terry? 139 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:55,740 Look, I understand you look like that. Let's go and get a bite to eat, and then 140 00:07:55,740 --> 00:07:58,080 we'll tell Mario what he can do with his picked bloody walnuts. 141 00:08:01,130 --> 00:08:02,830 I don't see why it's so important. 142 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,390 It's important because I say so. 143 00:08:06,490 --> 00:08:09,790 And just keep Charlie away from the restaurant and away from me. 144 00:08:10,230 --> 00:08:11,230 Especially me, right? 145 00:08:11,850 --> 00:08:15,090 What does it matter if he finds out? We're not doing anything wrong. Not in 146 00:08:15,090 --> 00:08:15,949 London, we're not. 147 00:08:15,950 --> 00:08:17,930 Who cares what widows get up to around here? 148 00:08:18,310 --> 00:08:19,870 But what about back in Cyprus? 149 00:08:20,530 --> 00:08:23,730 Now, if Charlie finds out about us, he'll start flapping his mouth before 150 00:08:23,730 --> 00:08:25,590 unpacked his souvenir model of Buckingham Palace. 151 00:08:25,910 --> 00:08:28,890 And the next thing we know, the rest of your bloody cousins are over here. 152 00:08:29,310 --> 00:08:31,510 Drinking the restaurant dry and trying to save your soul. 153 00:08:31,730 --> 00:08:33,030 All right, Johnny, all right. 154 00:08:33,890 --> 00:08:35,970 From now on, I keep Charlie away from here. 155 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:46,730 Johnny, I want to talk to you about Omar. 156 00:08:47,070 --> 00:08:49,530 Well, I don't. I have to do something about him, Johnny. 157 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:52,290 He could make trouble for the restaurant. 158 00:08:53,470 --> 00:08:56,490 I was thinking if I offered him a cash sum... No way, Christina. 159 00:08:58,540 --> 00:09:00,380 And we can make good money from this place. 160 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,540 And when I say we, I mean you and me. 161 00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:10,240 You let Omar and his Turkish hordes get a foot inside the door here, and I'm 162 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:11,240 off. 163 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,520 Do you understand what I'm saying? 164 00:09:17,820 --> 00:09:19,260 Yes, yes, you're right. 165 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:23,980 I've got things to do. 166 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,760 Two slices of mortadella. 167 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:29,460 First comes in a woman. 168 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:31,180 Very smart, a bloody foreigner. 169 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:37,000 She wants to know where is the man who drives my van. 170 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:40,380 Thank you very much. Your change, sir. 171 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:42,180 There we are. 172 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:43,460 Coming in soon. 173 00:09:46,060 --> 00:09:48,100 Two slices of mortadella. 174 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:51,800 Then in comes a man. 175 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:53,480 Not so smart. 176 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:57,360 Even more of a bloody foreigner, so you can hardly understand what he's saying. 177 00:09:57,970 --> 00:10:01,110 And you want to know where is the man what drives my van? 178 00:10:01,370 --> 00:10:02,990 What do you do to my van, hit a man? 179 00:10:03,530 --> 00:10:04,530 I'm sorry, Mario. 180 00:10:05,630 --> 00:10:07,470 They come in asking questions and they buy nothing. 181 00:10:07,770 --> 00:10:09,470 Well, I don't know what it's all about. What do you tell them? 182 00:10:10,350 --> 00:10:12,090 I told them to go to the Winchester Club. 183 00:10:12,790 --> 00:10:16,310 I told them that they could always find Arthur Daly there. 184 00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:19,210 Except when he's driving around causing trouble in my van. 185 00:10:19,510 --> 00:10:22,010 Yeah, talking of your van, Mario, me and Terry have had a... Hold on. 186 00:10:23,079 --> 00:10:25,880 This is nothing to do with me, all right? Me and Terry have had a bit of a 187 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:27,060 setback with them tins. 188 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,040 Setback? Yeah, we've still got the bastards. 189 00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:31,240 I was wondering if we could leave them here for the time being. 190 00:10:31,660 --> 00:10:33,020 Oh, no, no, no, no, got no room. 191 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:35,300 There's a delivery for the war coming in today. 192 00:10:35,980 --> 00:10:36,980 Well, don't you need the van? 193 00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:40,460 Just take a look out front. 194 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:44,580 As a matter of fact, I've been trying to sell that old van for months. 195 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:49,640 Now that I've got the new one, you can use that old one as long as you like. 196 00:10:56,889 --> 00:10:58,290 Bloody tins. They'll be in here to haunt me. 197 00:10:59,230 --> 00:11:00,510 Whitechapel Italians, they're all villains. 198 00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:03,590 Hey, look, you'd better get down to the dragon. At least there'll be some money 199 00:11:03,590 --> 00:11:04,590 coming in from somewhere. 200 00:11:04,690 --> 00:11:05,750 Drop me off at the Winchester. 201 00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:08,390 You reckon it was her from the Tavros? 202 00:11:08,650 --> 00:11:09,650 Well, of course it was. 203 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,290 I reckon the other one was Charlie. 204 00:11:12,490 --> 00:11:13,730 God knows what he wants. 205 00:11:14,790 --> 00:11:16,270 God knows what she wants, either. 206 00:11:16,570 --> 00:11:17,570 Well, it's obvious, isn't it? 207 00:11:18,390 --> 00:11:19,390 Case of instant attraction. 208 00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:23,090 I thought it was instant hatred. 209 00:11:25,079 --> 00:11:26,960 She didn't want to let on in front of everyone else. 210 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,240 I see your point. 211 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:32,220 I mean, fancying you, she'd want to keep that quiet, wouldn't she? 212 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:46,960 I'll tell you about chucking out time, then. 213 00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:48,420 Maybe. 214 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,500 Maybe not. 215 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,120 Arthur, I'll... Be careful, eh? 216 00:11:53,090 --> 00:11:54,570 She's only after your pickled walnut. 217 00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:17,050 Oh, come on, Arda. Have one with me. 218 00:12:17,430 --> 00:12:18,650 Oh, that's very nice of you, Dave. 219 00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:20,150 Vodka's for him. 220 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,460 Terry down a drinker, wrestling the Irish. 221 00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:32,780 Yeah. 222 00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:38,060 I can't remember when we last had the pleasure of your company for a whole 223 00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:41,640 evening. Somebody wanted to see me. I must have blown out. 224 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,120 Mr. Daly? 225 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,520 Of course, Darth. 226 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,340 Well, this is a pleasant surprise. 227 00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:51,020 You'll get the lady a drink, Dave. 228 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,360 Campari soda, please. No ice. 229 00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:54,539 Coming up. 230 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:55,540 No ice. 231 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:56,660 Do sit down. 232 00:12:58,570 --> 00:12:59,570 Thank you very much. 233 00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:04,510 You must forgive me for tracking you down like this, Mr. Daly. 234 00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:07,030 Arthur, please, Mrs. Costos. 235 00:13:08,690 --> 00:13:10,710 Christina. Oh, nice. 236 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,350 Just like Inonassis. 237 00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:18,130 I must apologize for my behavior this afternoon. 238 00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:22,450 You were being so helpful and I was so moved. No, no, don't say another word. 239 00:13:22,490 --> 00:13:24,750 You were obviously under extreme stress. 240 00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:27,450 You are so perceptive. 241 00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:30,140 Yes, it's true. 242 00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:34,620 I have been under a lot of stress recently since my husband died. 243 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:38,440 Oh, I am sorry to hear that, Christina. 244 00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:40,420 You're very kind. 245 00:13:41,060 --> 00:13:42,620 But the worst is over now. 246 00:13:42,940 --> 00:13:45,260 And I keep busy. I have the restaurant to run. 247 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:50,360 The trouble is, Arthur... Yes? 248 00:13:51,860 --> 00:13:52,860 I am Greek. 249 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,000 I am a Greek Cypriot. 250 00:13:55,660 --> 00:14:00,720 My late husband was a Turkish supreme, so now I have few friends on either 251 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:05,260 My late husband's friends and relations think it is wrong. 252 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,900 Not suitable for me to run the restaurant on my own. 253 00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:13,560 Christina, are you in some sort of trouble? 254 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:15,760 Yes. 255 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,500 There is a man, Omar. 256 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,120 He was my husband's brother. 257 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:23,660 He runs a horrible cafe. 258 00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:28,390 He thinks he should take my husband's place in the restaurant. 259 00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:31,830 Not only in the restaurant. 260 00:14:34,370 --> 00:14:38,490 Diabolical. I am expecting him to call on me tomorrow. That's why I had to see 261 00:14:38,490 --> 00:14:39,429 you. 262 00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:41,230 Arthur, he is a very violent man. 263 00:14:41,570 --> 00:14:42,790 Now, don't worry, Christina. 264 00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:45,950 I... We'll put Terry in there for the day. 265 00:14:46,430 --> 00:14:49,730 He's an expert in what you might call Caribbean violence. 266 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:53,580 Oh, I'm so grateful to you. Of course, I will pay you well. No, no, no, no, 267 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,280 Christina, you mustn't talk about money. Finish up your drink. 268 00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:58,360 Oh, no, I won't, thank you. 269 00:14:59,340 --> 00:15:00,420 I must go now. 270 00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:01,660 Must you? 271 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:08,880 Arthur, would it be possible for Terry to wear a tie and a suit? 272 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,860 We must be discreet. Right. 273 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,400 Don't alarm the punters. 274 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,860 Well, I look forward to seeing you tomorrow. 275 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,120 Me too. 276 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:26,760 Very tasty. 277 00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:28,780 Missed out, did you? 278 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,800 You mustn't rush these things, Dave. 279 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,500 Take them along gently. 280 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,560 Lull them into a sense of false security. 281 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:41,000 Oh, I'd better go and pick up Terry, or Harry will palm him off with a handful 282 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000 of luncheon vouchers. 283 00:15:42,180 --> 00:15:44,960 Oh, that wouldn't do, would it? I mean, Terry getting his wages direct. 284 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:48,960 Do you like pickled walnuts? 285 00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:51,540 No, no, no, yeah. 286 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,200 They'd turn me right up. 287 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,000 You and a million other people, it seems. 288 00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:59,600 I think we've got a gatecrasher. 289 00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:02,760 Oh, my God. It's all right. He's a mate of mine. 290 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:10,320 Arthur. Arthur. Calm down. Calm down. You must help me, Arthur. It's very 291 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,640 important. What have you been doing? You've been aggravating the Turkish 292 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,740 population again. I have lost a key. 293 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,120 I think in the back of your... 294 00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:20,340 Laurie. Van. 295 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:24,260 Van. He's a very important key for me. He's key for my luggage. All right, 296 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:26,000 I'm going to meet Terry now, so you'd better come with me. 297 00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:30,380 You are my good man. Leave it up, darling. 298 00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,300 Hey. 299 00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:40,500 Come on, lads, finish up. 300 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,900 Now, this is what really gets up my nose. 301 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,640 They happily take your money or leave. 302 00:16:47,850 --> 00:16:51,850 then dead on the bill, it's sod off you, and keep the bleeding noise down. 303 00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:53,410 It's the law. 304 00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:54,750 At the law. 305 00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:56,710 Come on, let's go. 306 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,650 I'm finishing my drink. Good luck, then. 307 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,390 Come on, sunshine, on your bike. 308 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,030 Catch me, John, and I'll kill you. 309 00:17:19,630 --> 00:17:21,490 Come back again or I'll break your bleeding neck. Out! 310 00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:24,150 Quiet night, Terry. 311 00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,589 Charlie here reckons he dropped a key in a van. 312 00:17:27,369 --> 00:17:30,570 Probably fell out of his pocket while he was rolling around on a cobble. Yeah, 313 00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:31,710 well, go and help him look for it, eh? 314 00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:34,050 Good evening, Arthur. 315 00:17:35,110 --> 00:17:36,110 Good evening, Terence. 316 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,990 Well, I'm just going to say hello to Harry. 317 00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:45,110 How are you feeling now? 318 00:17:45,370 --> 00:17:46,750 Oh, I hurt a bit. 319 00:17:47,070 --> 00:17:48,350 Better leg. Much better. 320 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:49,850 That's good, isn't it? 321 00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:00,090 What's that? Left luggage? 322 00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:05,330 Got it. 323 00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:07,330 Yeah. 324 00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:11,270 Oh, yeah. Harry wants to know if you want a swift one. 325 00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:13,250 He wants us to run him to the station. 326 00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:14,809 Please, Arthur. 327 00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:15,830 It's very important. 328 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,960 Struggle on, Charlie. Can't a clean wife run its weight till the morning? 329 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,420 It's lasting, I ask. 330 00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:23,820 All right, all right. Come on. Everyone on the chara. 331 00:18:25,660 --> 00:18:26,660 Thanks, Harry. 332 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:37,840 So, Christina says that... Oh, Christina now, is it? 333 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:42,260 So, Christina, she says she wants you to look out for this Omar geezer. 334 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,970 Always laughing boy in his treasure chest. 335 00:18:48,370 --> 00:18:49,370 Divers and Kip. 336 00:18:52,770 --> 00:18:54,070 Here he comes. 337 00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,250 All right, Charlie. 338 00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:01,730 It might empty, but don't dent them. 339 00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:03,130 You're a poor little woman. 340 00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:06,230 Now, what's this hotel? 341 00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:07,450 The Machos? Machos? 342 00:19:08,170 --> 00:19:11,070 No, no. Now you take me Hornsey Road, please. 343 00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:12,650 Hornsey Road? Leave it out. 344 00:19:12,990 --> 00:19:14,610 No, come on. We'll take you home, Charlie. 345 00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:18,590 All right, he's got something naughty on. What have you got in there? 346 00:19:18,970 --> 00:19:21,310 A case of illegally imported cypress, Terry? 347 00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:23,730 No, no, it's nothing like that. 348 00:19:24,610 --> 00:19:26,290 It's just my gun. 349 00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:33,650 I am sorry, Terry. 350 00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:37,090 But will you take me Hornsley Road, please? 351 00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:39,450 It's very important. 352 00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:52,490 You're not going to shoot Terry. 353 00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:53,830 He's your friend. 354 00:19:53,910 --> 00:19:55,910 We both are. We helped you out, right? 355 00:19:56,790 --> 00:20:00,670 Please. Please. No, no, no. Come on. It's a good lad. Charlie. 356 00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:04,450 Charlie. Charlie, that's a good lad. There's no point in blowing Terry's head 357 00:20:04,450 --> 00:20:05,450 off. None at all. 358 00:20:05,530 --> 00:20:09,010 And what a thing to do to someone who saved you from a beating, eh? 359 00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:10,950 Please. Come on, Charlie. 360 00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:12,350 That's a good boy. 361 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:25,590 Very sorry. 362 00:20:27,210 --> 00:20:30,590 Listen, somebody, if you ever do that again, I'll break your legs. 363 00:20:32,070 --> 00:20:33,630 Oh, where'd you get this, Charlie? 364 00:20:34,070 --> 00:20:35,070 War Museum? 365 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,870 No, no, no. These are my grandfather's. 366 00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:39,750 They have to cut the barrel fit case. 367 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:44,050 He would be mad with me for that. Oh, I should think so, too. That's vandalism. 368 00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:46,170 Yeah, look at Terry. Look, he's quite upset. 369 00:20:47,570 --> 00:20:52,090 Yeah. With his shotgun stuck in me ear, I do tend to get quite upset. 370 00:20:53,490 --> 00:20:56,430 Antique shooter like this, you're probably in the safest place. 371 00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,350 Harry, forgive me. 372 00:21:00,030 --> 00:21:01,250 Don't touch me. 373 00:21:01,810 --> 00:21:04,490 Now, come on, Charlie, where's this hotel you're staying at? 374 00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:07,790 The Turks, they bomb village. 375 00:21:08,150 --> 00:21:11,190 Then the soldiers, they come. 376 00:21:11,790 --> 00:21:14,550 He's a curfew. 377 00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:17,490 But my brother, he's stubborn. 378 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:22,210 He sit outside his house in the evening like a Greek, he said. 379 00:21:23,310 --> 00:21:27,130 He's a Turkish soldier. 380 00:21:28,690 --> 00:21:29,690 Shoot him. 381 00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:31,630 Where was you? 382 00:21:33,290 --> 00:21:35,690 I was in my house obeying curfew. 383 00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:39,210 Yeah, but how do you know it was this guy that did it? 384 00:21:39,490 --> 00:21:40,750 I have information. 385 00:21:41,690 --> 00:21:45,130 This man here tells me a Turk is boasting. 386 00:21:45,870 --> 00:21:50,790 He knows name of my village, the name of my brother. This man, he knows 387 00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:52,690 everything. Yeah, but who is this man? 388 00:21:53,010 --> 00:21:55,130 He is a Greek Cypriot. 389 00:21:55,630 --> 00:21:57,170 It's a very sad story, Charlie. 390 00:21:57,390 --> 00:22:01,010 But you go round London topping Turks, all you'll get is banged up where they 391 00:22:01,010 --> 00:22:02,010 don't serve kebabs. 392 00:22:02,310 --> 00:22:03,550 And what about Christina? 393 00:22:03,850 --> 00:22:05,650 Oh, yes, it's Christina. 394 00:22:05,930 --> 00:22:07,830 Yes, Christina, she'd do her nut, won't she? 395 00:22:08,030 --> 00:22:09,470 Yeah. Come on. 396 00:22:09,810 --> 00:22:10,930 Now, you be a good boy. 397 00:22:11,950 --> 00:22:13,130 No, no, table after. 398 00:22:14,490 --> 00:22:15,490 Oh, and Terry. 399 00:22:15,820 --> 00:22:17,160 Get yourself a suit for tomorrow. 400 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,560 Yeah, come on. 401 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,920 Christina don't want you looking scruffy while you're minding her path. 402 00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:23,660 Scruffy? Bleeding cheek. 403 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,680 Oh, Terry, do me a favour, my son. 404 00:22:27,740 --> 00:22:28,760 Observe the speed limits. 405 00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:31,480 I mean, it's not going to be very clever to be stopped while we've got Charlie's 406 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,900 amputated shooter on board, is it? 407 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,540 Not to mention the pickled walnuts. 408 00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:39,220 And, Terry, wear a tie. 409 00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:40,460 Eh? 410 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:41,640 A tie. 411 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000 Tie. 412 00:22:44,709 --> 00:22:45,709 Yeah, I'll remember. 413 00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:47,470 I had one of them once. 414 00:22:49,630 --> 00:22:50,630 Oh! 415 00:22:50,790 --> 00:22:51,790 Hooray! 416 00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:55,930 My father used to tell me about the old days, when the men would put on their 417 00:22:55,930 --> 00:22:59,650 best suits and go out at dawn to shoot somebody for looking at their sister. 418 00:23:00,430 --> 00:23:02,510 I reckon Charlie heard the same stories, too. 419 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:05,730 I never thought he would go to such extremes. 420 00:23:07,150 --> 00:23:10,330 I'm ashamed to say it, but I've always thought of him as being rather comical. 421 00:23:11,030 --> 00:23:12,390 Put him on a plane home, love. 422 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,100 Or he might commit a comical murder. 423 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,100 Arthur, I don't know how to thank you. You've been wonderful. 424 00:23:19,340 --> 00:23:20,500 I'll see you later, Christina. 425 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,440 And don't worry about Omar. 426 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,400 If he comes on strong, Terry will kick him into touch. 427 00:23:25,900 --> 00:23:28,320 I saw this geezer. Mind you, he was Irish. 428 00:23:28,820 --> 00:23:33,800 Every night, after he'd had a few drinks, he used to get a roof tile, put 429 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,100 the bar, look at it, then what? 430 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,620 Break it in half with his head. 431 00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:38,889 Straight up. 432 00:23:38,890 --> 00:23:40,210 Fixed a postie. It was unbelievable. 433 00:23:40,530 --> 00:23:43,090 I'm going to have another go with those bloody tins. I might drop in later for a 434 00:23:43,090 --> 00:23:44,069 spot of lunch. 435 00:23:44,070 --> 00:23:48,070 Yeah, well, I... Just don't forget, if you sell any, you still owe me. Of 436 00:23:48,070 --> 00:23:49,110 course. Oh. 437 00:23:50,790 --> 00:23:52,790 Oh, very nice. 438 00:23:56,070 --> 00:23:57,490 Don't put your thumbs in the soup. 439 00:23:58,410 --> 00:23:59,470 Oh, whoops. 440 00:24:01,610 --> 00:24:02,610 Oh, I'm sorry, friend. 441 00:24:03,130 --> 00:24:04,370 We're not serving lunch yet. 442 00:24:04,850 --> 00:24:06,550 I don't think you realise who I am. 443 00:24:07,220 --> 00:24:08,220 No, I don't. 444 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,480 Who are you? 445 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,400 Hitman for Fanny Craddock? 446 00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:13,860 It's all right, Terry. He's a friend. 447 00:24:21,540 --> 00:24:23,320 Libby, you're paying that boat too much. 448 00:24:23,580 --> 00:24:27,720 I have to protect myself, don't I? You won't let me deal with Omar in my way. 449 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:30,060 Well, I have to keep him at arm's length somehow. 450 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:33,720 Hey, Terry. 451 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,080 Yeah? 452 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,520 I had it up to here with being a waiter. 453 00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:44,120 Perry, I'm strong, I don't smoke, I don't drink. I do karate. 454 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,140 You think I could get work like you? 455 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,220 Well, um... Are you intelligent? 456 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,520 Quick -thinking? 457 00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:52,620 Oh, yeah. 458 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,280 You got initiative? 459 00:24:54,740 --> 00:24:56,500 Definitely. Then no. 460 00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:58,300 You're overqualified. 461 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,200 I just want you to tell me what to do. 462 00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:03,760 First of all, don't tell your comedian of a carton. 463 00:25:04,660 --> 00:25:06,780 Ship him back to his goat, whatever he's got. 464 00:25:07,910 --> 00:25:09,530 Come on, we're going to get him a ticket right now. 465 00:25:10,470 --> 00:25:11,349 All right. 466 00:25:11,350 --> 00:25:13,010 Then I'll tell you what to do about Omar. 467 00:25:14,470 --> 00:25:17,330 In the meantime, your tame bouncer can mind things, okay? 468 00:25:18,030 --> 00:25:19,030 It's okay. 469 00:25:21,570 --> 00:25:22,570 Charlie's gun in here? 470 00:25:23,030 --> 00:25:25,410 No. I hid it in the storeroom. 471 00:25:26,410 --> 00:25:28,950 I'll throw it off the bridge or whatever it is you're supposed to do. 472 00:25:29,270 --> 00:25:30,270 Yeah. 473 00:25:31,930 --> 00:25:35,290 Christina, why don't you go and bring the car onto the front? 474 00:25:36,050 --> 00:25:37,330 I've got a few calls to make. 475 00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:44,230 Johnny, listen, I don't mean to go on at you, but I just want you to help me. 476 00:25:47,910 --> 00:25:48,910 I understand. 477 00:25:49,990 --> 00:25:51,890 Now I'm helping you, right? 478 00:25:55,090 --> 00:25:56,090 I'll get the car. 479 00:26:21,169 --> 00:26:22,350 Selma. Help you, gentlemen? 480 00:26:23,390 --> 00:26:24,970 I have come to see Mrs. Corstis. 481 00:26:25,930 --> 00:26:27,730 Oh, she's not seeing anybody at the moment. 482 00:26:27,990 --> 00:26:29,170 Then she'd better see me. 483 00:26:29,490 --> 00:26:32,250 No. She particularly doesn't want to see you. 484 00:26:34,190 --> 00:26:37,590 I'm amused that Mrs. Corstis should go to such lengths employing a bodyguard. 485 00:26:38,410 --> 00:26:40,510 But if you will not tell her that I'm here... 486 00:26:42,010 --> 00:26:43,290 Shafik will fetch it for me. 487 00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:46,830 Yeah, well, I suppose I can't stop him trying. 488 00:26:47,570 --> 00:26:48,570 Shafik. 489 00:26:57,330 --> 00:26:58,330 Have a look. 490 00:26:58,550 --> 00:26:59,650 John Travolta. 491 00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:04,970 Fantastic! 492 00:27:05,230 --> 00:27:06,230 Very well. 493 00:27:06,950 --> 00:27:10,310 You will tell Christina that if she's not prepared to discuss things in a 494 00:27:10,310 --> 00:27:11,310 civilized fashion, 495 00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:15,590 then I must think about things in a different way. 496 00:27:16,570 --> 00:27:20,530 This restaurant will be closed within one week. 497 00:27:20,910 --> 00:27:21,910 Be all right. 498 00:27:22,090 --> 00:27:23,090 I'll tell her. 499 00:27:23,630 --> 00:27:27,410 But in the meantime, get yourself and your friend out. 500 00:27:29,350 --> 00:27:30,350 Come. 501 00:27:31,510 --> 00:27:34,870 Things will go bad for Christina. Yeah, for no one. 502 00:27:36,970 --> 00:27:38,930 Table for two? Yeah, help yourself, pal. 503 00:27:39,270 --> 00:27:40,270 Oh, dear. 504 00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:41,410 Don't worry. 505 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:42,560 It wasn't the cooking. 506 00:27:47,180 --> 00:27:48,180 Well? 507 00:27:52,060 --> 00:27:53,060 Well, he's gone. 508 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,500 But he's definitely got plans for you. 509 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:57,860 What does he mean, plans? 510 00:27:58,940 --> 00:28:00,300 Like closing you down. 511 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,140 Well, you're here to make sure that doesn't happen, aren't you? 512 00:28:05,460 --> 00:28:07,400 Yeah, but let's just say, just for a joke. 513 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,060 He gets a few tizer bottles, fills them up with four -star and lobs them through 514 00:28:11,060 --> 00:28:12,680 the window. Then form the fire brigade. 515 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,140 I thought you were supposed to be the hard nut around here. 516 00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:19,680 Yeah, well, I just thought I'd mention it. 517 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:24,600 Surely Omar... Listen, he probably wants to hustle some work for his mate. 518 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:26,760 Now go and get the car, okay? 519 00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:33,520 And you get back in the restaurant. 520 00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:46,580 Now, listen. 521 00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:49,020 As far as I'm concerned, I work for Mrs. 522 00:28:49,220 --> 00:28:50,220 Kostos. 523 00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:54,120 So while I'm in the restaurant, you don't talk to me, you don't come near 524 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,280 Because I don't like you. 525 00:28:56,660 --> 00:28:59,340 And I'm having a lot of trouble trying to keep it a secret. 526 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:05,320 No answer. 527 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,500 Who's having a little green round thing? 528 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,600 Those will be my stoppies. 529 00:29:56,580 --> 00:29:57,840 Terence, table for one. 530 00:29:58,580 --> 00:29:59,580 One what? 531 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,160 Van Gogh's your tip for starters. 532 00:30:02,580 --> 00:30:04,140 Well, talking of starters, bung's a menu. 533 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:06,560 Ta. 534 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,240 You can't sit down with a customer as it looks bad. No, listen. 535 00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:12,740 Only joking. 536 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:15,180 How's it going? 537 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:17,600 Well, you've got competition. 538 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,720 Oh, yeah? What kind? 539 00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:22,100 Youngies are just going out the door. 540 00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:23,980 He is Christina. 541 00:30:27,670 --> 00:30:28,870 Joking. Any sign of Omar? 542 00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:31,910 Oh, yeah, Omar came in with a little friend. 543 00:30:32,210 --> 00:30:35,150 I had to give his friend a smack on the wrist, though they took their cuff to me 544 00:30:35,150 --> 00:30:36,149 elsewhere. 545 00:30:36,150 --> 00:30:37,450 But I think it was just an opener. 546 00:30:37,950 --> 00:30:39,710 I reckon they'll be back for the second leg. 547 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:42,230 He's no more than a bit of a boy. 548 00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:43,449 That's right. 549 00:30:43,450 --> 00:30:45,530 You'll have to settle for being a father figure, won't you? 550 00:30:47,530 --> 00:30:48,530 Me? 551 00:30:48,910 --> 00:30:50,070 I don't give a mungies. 552 00:30:50,730 --> 00:30:52,690 Leave it out, Arthur. You rule over her. 553 00:30:54,260 --> 00:30:55,260 Business, wasn't it? 554 00:30:55,840 --> 00:31:00,060 All it needed was a little charm, and here you are earning a nice little wage, 555 00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:02,420 and here I am ordering lunch on the house. Now, are you listening? 556 00:31:02,980 --> 00:31:03,980 Do what? 557 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,040 Avocado vinaigrette. 558 00:31:05,420 --> 00:31:06,179 Hold on. 559 00:31:06,180 --> 00:31:06,939 Lamb kebab. 560 00:31:06,940 --> 00:31:08,160 Oh. Green salad. 561 00:31:08,860 --> 00:31:10,980 Nick! Boy, come on, where's your little book? 562 00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:12,580 Nick! 563 00:31:28,140 --> 00:31:31,740 Now, your plane leaves at 7 .30, huh? Yes. I'll get you a minicab. 564 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,780 No. No, no, no. I'll take you myself. 565 00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:38,340 If I spent more time with you, none of this would have happened. 566 00:31:40,620 --> 00:31:41,620 I'll see you later. 567 00:31:58,220 --> 00:31:59,700 If you eat too much animal fat, you do. 568 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:01,740 No, straight up, I've read about it. 569 00:32:02,540 --> 00:32:05,300 See, in the countries where they eat the most meat, that's where they have the 570 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:06,300 most heart attacks. 571 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,140 I'll bet your artery's a needle thin. 572 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,040 Oh, don't leave it. I can't see I'm eating. 573 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:12,980 Yes, I can see that, Arthur. 574 00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:20,179 Thank you. 575 00:32:20,180 --> 00:32:21,240 Hey, did Deli settle? 576 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:22,760 Scatter, right. 577 00:32:23,820 --> 00:32:25,080 It's the cholesterol, isn't it? 578 00:32:25,470 --> 00:32:26,470 What's that, though? 579 00:32:26,750 --> 00:32:30,250 That's pita, Greek bread. These stupid bastards aren't supposed to deliver at 580 00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:31,250 lunchtime. 581 00:32:31,510 --> 00:32:32,810 Very tasty, this, Nick. 582 00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:34,690 I tell the chef. 583 00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:40,430 Someone lost a thumb. 584 00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:58,700 And those bastards who bring the bread, look what they do. 585 00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:10,640 Nick, they took the key to the deep freeze. I had to give it or they hit me. 586 00:33:22,420 --> 00:33:23,920 Well, that darned bollocker. 587 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,940 But the geezer up front says he's a bar elf, Inspector. 588 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:33,560 Anything the matter? 589 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,040 Oh, my good God. 590 00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:38,600 We've received a complaint. 591 00:33:39,540 --> 00:33:40,720 Who made this complaint? 592 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:42,740 I'm not at liberty to divulge that. 593 00:33:43,140 --> 00:33:44,960 Things are dealt with in the strictest confidence. 594 00:33:45,380 --> 00:33:47,320 I'll just have a word with this gentleman. 595 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,880 I'm sorry, but... 596 00:33:51,510 --> 00:33:55,090 Mrs. Costos isn't here at the moment. I can examine the premises regardless of 597 00:33:55,090 --> 00:33:57,690 who is present. Oh, yes, of course, of course, I understand that. You sit down. 598 00:33:58,050 --> 00:34:01,890 Only, you see, I'm in the catering trade, in a way, and I wondered if you 599 00:34:01,890 --> 00:34:04,030 just clear up one or two points for me. 600 00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:15,110 Do me a favour. 601 00:34:15,730 --> 00:34:16,569 He's coming. 602 00:34:16,570 --> 00:34:17,570 You must, you must. 603 00:34:36,750 --> 00:34:39,730 An accident. Some cooking or oil was spilled. 604 00:34:40,989 --> 00:34:47,570 What's going on here? 605 00:34:47,949 --> 00:34:49,250 Spot check, Mrs. Constance. 606 00:34:50,190 --> 00:34:51,190 Tits and belly. 607 00:34:51,330 --> 00:34:52,330 Huh? 608 00:34:53,010 --> 00:34:55,550 I don't understand this, sir. We've never had a complaint before. 609 00:34:55,830 --> 00:34:56,870 Nothing to be ashamed of. 610 00:34:58,750 --> 00:35:00,430 Actually, I'd hate to have to close you down. 611 00:35:01,870 --> 00:35:02,870 Do you mind? 612 00:35:04,390 --> 00:35:05,450 Oh, sorry, sorry. 613 00:35:09,130 --> 00:35:10,130 Oh, what's this? 614 00:35:13,490 --> 00:35:14,490 It's a ladle. 615 00:35:15,710 --> 00:35:17,070 Funny place to keep a ladle. 616 00:35:19,230 --> 00:35:20,230 Well? 617 00:35:23,650 --> 00:35:25,430 Well, that settles it. I must talk to Omar. 618 00:35:25,710 --> 00:35:26,990 Try to come to some agreement. 619 00:35:27,210 --> 00:35:28,210 Now, hang about, Christina. 620 00:35:28,410 --> 00:35:34,070 Look, like you said, just because your old man steps off the... passes away, it 621 00:35:34,070 --> 00:35:36,950 don't mean Omar can come in here and start playing tunes on your till. 622 00:35:39,330 --> 00:35:42,770 Well, I haven't been entirely honest with you. 623 00:35:44,470 --> 00:35:51,470 You see, the truth is Omar built up this restaurant with my 624 00:35:51,470 --> 00:35:54,750 husband. They shared the work, the responsibility equally. 625 00:35:56,090 --> 00:36:00,910 When my husband died, it turned out that the restaurant was legally mine. 626 00:36:02,310 --> 00:36:04,850 Omar had as much right to it as I have, if not more. 627 00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:07,860 I was persuaded. 628 00:36:09,060 --> 00:36:10,060 Johnny? 629 00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:12,140 Yes. 630 00:36:12,820 --> 00:36:14,040 He was a waiter here. 631 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,080 I was. 632 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,760 Johnny saw a great opportunity, I suppose. 633 00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:24,560 Right little gold digger. 634 00:36:25,460 --> 00:36:28,020 Yeah, but when you asked Omar to go, did he just leave? 635 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,560 He went on holiday. 636 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,340 We changed the locks, the staff, the menu. 637 00:36:33,740 --> 00:36:35,680 Johnny would have nothing Turkish on the menu. 638 00:36:38,390 --> 00:36:41,210 Omar had some savings he bought a rundown cafe. 639 00:36:43,150 --> 00:36:45,810 Whatever you may think of him, he is not an aggressive man. 640 00:36:46,950 --> 00:36:48,850 He didn't do a bad impersonation. 641 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,250 Man, I was rat. 642 00:36:50,570 --> 00:36:52,570 Makes you want to turn vegetarian, doesn't it? 643 00:36:53,630 --> 00:36:56,210 Look, now I have made my decision, I won't need Terry anymore. 644 00:36:56,710 --> 00:37:00,290 Perhaps we can discuss money now, yes? Good idea. Yeah, Terry, go and look 645 00:37:00,290 --> 00:37:03,190 the van, will you? No, hold on. Come on, it's on a double yellow. 646 00:37:03,630 --> 00:37:04,630 Money down the drain. 647 00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:17,120 Would £150 be reasonable? 648 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,880 Christina, please, not for me. 649 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,840 But I suppose, Terry. 650 00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:28,960 Johnny, he won't give you any aggravation, will he? Oh, no. 651 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,320 Once he hears that I've made it up with Omar, he'll be off, don't worry. 652 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,120 I can handle Johnny now. 653 00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:36,140 So? 654 00:37:36,460 --> 00:37:39,240 I suppose your opinion of me now is not what it was. 655 00:37:39,860 --> 00:37:41,200 On the contrary, Christina. 656 00:37:42,210 --> 00:37:44,290 You are my flavor of the month. 657 00:37:56,850 --> 00:37:57,850 Yes? 658 00:37:58,150 --> 00:37:59,650 This is your friend speaking. 659 00:38:00,410 --> 00:38:01,410 Please. 660 00:38:01,990 --> 00:38:03,010 Please, leave me alone. 661 00:38:03,390 --> 00:38:04,390 Listen to me. 662 00:38:04,570 --> 00:38:05,870 I spoke to him again. 663 00:38:06,410 --> 00:38:10,450 I asked him what he would do if the son of the man he killed came to him with a 664 00:38:10,450 --> 00:38:11,450 gun. 665 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,200 Never happened, he said. 666 00:38:13,580 --> 00:38:15,480 They were not a family of honor. 667 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,240 You must not say those things. 668 00:38:18,260 --> 00:38:19,260 It's not true. 669 00:38:20,180 --> 00:38:22,160 They were not a family of honor. 670 00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:24,420 I show him who is family of honor. 671 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,120 Arthur? Harry? 672 00:38:34,260 --> 00:38:35,260 You know, 673 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,480 one day, 674 00:38:42,379 --> 00:38:43,379 Just once. 675 00:38:44,340 --> 00:38:47,080 I'd like to get my wages without having to ask for one. 676 00:38:49,180 --> 00:38:50,180 Sorry, Terry. 677 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:51,860 Completely slipped my mind. 678 00:38:53,220 --> 00:38:54,220 There you go. 679 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:55,640 Half a tonne. 680 00:38:56,380 --> 00:38:57,380 Fifty? 681 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:58,920 Very tight -fisted, that Christina. 682 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,700 Anyway, that's more than you get normally in a place like that, including 683 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,320 Same again. 684 00:39:05,660 --> 00:39:08,120 Why not, Dave? Terry's getting them any stuff he can pay. 685 00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:10,520 Oh, no. Friendly yours, aren't they? 686 00:39:11,150 --> 00:39:12,570 Oh, thank God you're here. 687 00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:14,290 Christina, you're just in time. 688 00:39:14,910 --> 00:39:16,550 Cherry's getting them in. 689 00:39:16,910 --> 00:39:20,010 Drink for the lady. Campari soda, no ice. No, thank you. 690 00:39:20,470 --> 00:39:21,470 It's Charlie. 691 00:39:21,670 --> 00:39:22,670 I know. 692 00:39:22,850 --> 00:39:24,170 He wants a lift to the airport. 693 00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:27,030 I'm thinking of charging that geezer petrol money. 694 00:39:27,450 --> 00:39:30,250 He is not at the hotel. His luggage is gone. He's checked out. 695 00:39:30,870 --> 00:39:33,150 Well, maybe he decided he wanted to have a look at Big Ben. 696 00:39:33,670 --> 00:39:34,970 Or Wimbledon Dog Track. 697 00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:37,870 He promised me he would not leave the hotel. 698 00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:40,600 He knows the time of the flights and everything. 699 00:39:41,740 --> 00:39:43,960 You think he's up to the ritual murder, Lark, again? 700 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:45,780 Well, at least he ain't hauled up. 701 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:47,240 Got a gun. 702 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,280 Well, that is the other thing. 703 00:39:49,660 --> 00:39:50,660 Yeah. 704 00:39:51,220 --> 00:39:52,700 I hid the gun at the restaurant. 705 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,280 Now it's gone. 706 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,400 The only other person who knew where it was was Johnny. 707 00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:03,060 Now, he's probably taken it to show it in front of his mate. 708 00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:04,980 You sure you don't want a drink? 709 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:06,200 No, thank you. 710 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:10,400 When Charlie hijacked us, he was all for going up the Hornsey Road. 711 00:40:11,420 --> 00:40:14,080 We could go up there and have a look, Christina, if you like, but it's a very 712 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:14,819 long road. 713 00:40:14,820 --> 00:40:17,740 The Hornsey Road, that's where Omar's place is. 714 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:22,620 Just a thought. 715 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:26,520 Yeah, and Charlie did say that the geezer who gave him the nod knew all 716 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:27,520 his brother being shot. 717 00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:29,100 Right. 718 00:40:29,340 --> 00:40:32,020 So Johnny set Omar up for topping Charlie's brother. 719 00:40:32,260 --> 00:40:35,420 Dead Andy for Johnny. No more Omar, no more our shares in restaurants. 720 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,720 No, that's incredible. 721 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,520 It's the way our devious minds work, I'm afraid. 722 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,760 What's the name of Omar's place? 723 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:47,920 The Sultan Salim. You take Terry up there in your motor. I'll follow in the 724 00:41:08,650 --> 00:41:09,649 Point the road. 725 00:41:09,650 --> 00:41:10,650 I'll tell you when. 726 00:41:13,290 --> 00:41:15,170 You must be looking forward to this. 727 00:41:17,050 --> 00:41:19,510 I'm not killing this man for my own pleasure. 728 00:41:20,010 --> 00:41:21,130 Of course not. 729 00:41:22,710 --> 00:41:23,990 You're doing your duty. 730 00:41:34,530 --> 00:41:35,530 What, sir? 731 00:41:35,630 --> 00:41:39,120 Look, if Charlie's done anything silly... Keep well out of it. Okay. 732 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,220 Oh, uh... Arthur? 733 00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:44,680 Yeah? Watch yourself. 734 00:41:45,540 --> 00:41:48,780 The clutch is a bit sharpish, you know. Why don't you teach your grandmother? 735 00:42:36,490 --> 00:42:38,710 Go through that blue door. Yes, yes, I understand. 736 00:42:39,350 --> 00:42:40,510 But just get back here fast. 737 00:42:41,230 --> 00:42:42,390 And I mean fast. 738 00:42:43,550 --> 00:42:45,050 We'll have you on a plane within an hour. 739 00:42:45,850 --> 00:42:46,850 Good luck. 740 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:17,520 What you want? Eat? 741 00:43:19,380 --> 00:43:20,380 Wrong way. 742 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:23,880 Come here. 743 00:43:24,780 --> 00:43:26,280 Nobody supposed to come in here. 744 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:07,720 Keep the engine running. 745 00:44:07,980 --> 00:44:11,840 Perry, tell Omar everything will be all right about the restaurant, please, huh? 746 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:13,960 Yeah, all right. 747 00:44:14,340 --> 00:44:17,300 If Charlie hasn't put him off the catering business for life... 748 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,000 Good morning to you, sir. Take away. 749 00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:42,200 Oh, no, sir. I'm just browsing. 750 00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:46,460 How was the health, Inspector? 751 00:44:47,740 --> 00:44:53,380 By the way, I have taken a leaf out of Christina's book and enlarged my staff. 752 00:44:53,820 --> 00:44:56,820 They are very good at hurting people, I am told. 753 00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:59,660 Listen, Omar, I've come here to save your life. 754 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,680 I want to report a shooting. 755 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,700 I'll show you some new ways of using salt. 756 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:50,740 You put that gun down! 757 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,840 Terry, please, you must get away from here. 758 00:45:56,060 --> 00:45:57,500 Who is this madman? 759 00:45:57,900 --> 00:45:58,900 Don't talk. 760 00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:01,980 He's a Cypriot. 761 00:46:02,540 --> 00:46:03,820 His name is Charlie. 762 00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,800 And his interests include blowing your head off. Terry, please. 763 00:46:08,740 --> 00:46:09,780 No more talk. 764 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,300 This is Christina's brother -in -law, your great Cypriot Burke. 765 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:19,520 He had nothing to do with your brother. 766 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,880 That was just Johnny telling you stories. 767 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:23,840 Stories? Yes. 768 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,960 Getting you all wound up so you go round blowing holes in people that he doesn't 769 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:28,960 like. 770 00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:30,660 Now, Christina's outside. 771 00:46:31,100 --> 00:46:32,580 Go and ask her if you don't believe me. 772 00:46:33,860 --> 00:46:35,700 For God's sake, put that gun down! 773 00:46:47,370 --> 00:46:48,810 Would you care to step inside? 774 00:46:55,610 --> 00:46:59,270 Charlie, that's no way to start a family reunion. 775 00:47:07,750 --> 00:47:11,370 I was just having a chat with Christina before she takes Charlie to the airport. 776 00:47:11,870 --> 00:47:13,850 And he's coming over to collect you, my old son. 777 00:47:15,630 --> 00:47:16,750 I said he could have you. 778 00:47:17,710 --> 00:47:19,310 He's not very pleased with you, old Omar. 779 00:47:20,530 --> 00:47:23,590 Says he's going to stick a tomato in your mouth, give you a couple of turns 780 00:47:23,590 --> 00:47:25,290 the charcoal and serve you up on a bed of rice. 781 00:47:26,710 --> 00:47:29,730 Got some very dodgy mates, old Omar. Eh, Terry? 782 00:47:30,010 --> 00:47:31,010 Oh, not many. 783 00:47:31,470 --> 00:47:34,190 You should have seen what they nearly done to Terry. And he's class. 784 00:47:34,570 --> 00:47:35,970 I mean, you, you're a great cream puff. 785 00:47:36,550 --> 00:47:37,970 They think he's got what he wanted. 786 00:47:38,350 --> 00:47:41,010 You ever think of all those lonely months in the Ormsley Road? 787 00:47:41,410 --> 00:47:43,130 Enough to drive anyone to torture. 788 00:47:43,870 --> 00:47:47,870 And if Omar lets you off lightly, I'll be inclined to send Terry here in to 789 00:47:47,870 --> 00:47:49,430 recycle anything that's left over. 790 00:47:52,350 --> 00:47:53,470 Listen, I've got some money. 791 00:47:53,770 --> 00:47:54,770 Oh, yeah? 792 00:47:55,130 --> 00:47:56,130 Where'd you get that? 793 00:47:56,370 --> 00:47:57,970 Cream it out of Christina's restaurant. 794 00:47:58,950 --> 00:48:00,070 I'm talking in hundreds. 795 00:48:01,970 --> 00:48:02,970 All right, son. 796 00:48:03,290 --> 00:48:04,290 Here you are. 797 00:48:04,330 --> 00:48:05,590 Drive yourself out of trouble. 798 00:48:05,810 --> 00:48:07,850 One Ford Transit, almost MOT. 799 00:48:08,450 --> 00:48:11,350 Oh, you'll have to fork out for the contents, though. There's no time to 800 00:48:11,350 --> 00:48:13,370 them. Valuable foodstuffs. 801 00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:17,280 500. Bargain of the week. 802 00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:19,480 Good news about your tins, Mario? 803 00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:22,180 Somebody stole them? We only flogged them, didn't we? 804 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:23,900 I'm amazed. 805 00:48:23,980 --> 00:48:24,980 I'm telling you that. 806 00:48:25,420 --> 00:48:29,100 Who is this person? An idiot? Well, his judgment could be said to be impaired a 807 00:48:29,100 --> 00:48:31,220 little bit. And guess what? We also sold a man. 808 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:32,840 Oh, but it's wonderful. 809 00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:34,240 How much? 810 00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:35,960 150. 811 00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:37,560 150? 812 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,060 Poor man. I could have got 400. 813 00:48:41,529 --> 00:48:42,488 This is robbery. 814 00:48:42,490 --> 00:48:46,190 You robbed me. Leave it out, Mario. Quick sale, cash in the hand. A hundred 815 00:48:46,190 --> 00:48:47,290 fifty. I've got to be off. 816 00:48:47,890 --> 00:48:52,230 Oi, oi. Excuse me. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There we are. I'm going to see 817 00:48:52,230 --> 00:48:54,910 how Christina's getting on. Now, remember, you're down a dragon tonight. 818 00:48:54,910 --> 00:48:55,709 your favourite band. 819 00:48:55,710 --> 00:48:57,910 They want to get some more murder on each other. Cheers, Mario. 820 00:48:58,130 --> 00:48:59,810 Cheers to you, Arthur, bloody day. 821 00:49:00,090 --> 00:49:01,510 I'll tell you that. 822 00:49:01,750 --> 00:49:02,750 No, it's all right, Mario. 823 00:49:02,930 --> 00:49:04,410 I'll bleed and tell him. Oi, Arthur. 824 00:49:04,850 --> 00:49:05,850 What's this? Oi! 825 00:49:28,780 --> 00:49:31,160 I'll change the situation. 826 00:49:35,300 --> 00:49:39,460 Right people, right time, just the wrong location. 827 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,560 I've got a good idea. 828 00:49:47,380 --> 00:49:52,340 Just you keep me near. I'll be so good for you. I'm 829 00:49:52,340 --> 00:49:55,540 going to help you. 830 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,960 Love you like you want it to. 831 00:49:58,240 --> 00:49:59,280 I do it.